The Boozy Movie Chronicles

Reviews predicated on the notion that a pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and seeing a 2½ star film in theatres is the best way to spend a weeknight. The jokes are funnier, the punches crunch harder, and the car crashes are miles more entertaining when you’re drunk. And as a bonus you can shamelessly hit on girls sitting around you and it won’t be a social transgression because you’re basically at a bar. Please enjoy it and try it with your friends. Thank you very much for visiting my blogger.

Thursday, 19 December 2013

It took twenty years

But Kevin Costner is a badass again.

Still uncertain on whether this is a good or a bad thing. Thoughts anyone?

YES! YES! YES! EAT IT!!!!

Woke up this morning and what did I find online...?

This fine article about how 3D movies are sucking camel dick in pretty much every direction.

YES YES YES LET'S GET DRUNK AND WATCH FLAT MOVIES AGAIN